Turn Me On, Turn Me Off

By Crystal Jordan | June 22, 2009
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Hi, my name is Crystal, and my turn ons include long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and hot, sexy alpha males. An author can win my heart with a studly alien, wicked warlock, dashing vampire, or an awesome cop or firemen.

Turn offs include asshole, douchebag males, wimpy heroines, and full-on forced seduction, which goes back to the douchebag males. No means no! Also, violating your own worldbuilding or dicking with my favorite secondary characters will make me very, very unhappy.

4 Responses to “Turn Me On, Turn Me Off”

  1. Crystal Jordan :: Blog » Blog Archive » Turn Offs Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 am

    [...] over at The Novelty Girls talking about turn offs in a book or [...]

  2. Jennifer McKenzie Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    LOL! Okay. Note taken. No dicking with your secondaries.

  3. Crystal Jordan Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    I find it’s best to warn people of this in advance. :mrgreen:

  4. Eden Bradley Says:
    June 25th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    I just like the word ‘dicking’. *G*