First things first: Yesterday, Crys PMed me from San Francisco, where she’s hanging out with a few hundred industry importants and authors galore. What had she done that day? She fondled Gena Showalter’s bum. On my behalf. Oh yes, there was some spanking by proxy to be had, and it was brought to you (of course) by the girls of TNG. She has promised me photos of future spankage, and this being Crys (and Gena) I believe her. And oh yes, Gena was well-aware it was really my hand doing the spanking, thankee much, which is why I am her #1 stalker-fangirl. I am a happy woman.
Of course, none of this makes up for the fact that I am here, and not there, but next year folks, I will be fondling the asses of famous authors for myself, and that makes this year bearable.
well, that and the RD Not Going to Conference Conference, which has us virtually fondling the bums of famous authors. Or at least, we’re picking their brains, which is better, no? Less likely to wind up with me in front of a judge, anyway, which is a Very Good Thing.
You may have noticed a distinct lack-of-snark today. Truth is, I’m just too tired to manage it. Kids were up through the night, and despite a nap, I’d really rather be sleeping right now.
July 31st, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I’ll spank you…anytime.
Promise.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:39 am
Well, I told you honey. It’s not the same without you. I’m kicking ass in your name. I MISS you!
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:23 am
Like…for real….I should be in bed right now.
So, I totally know how you feel.