Leave my Momi alone.

Helo TNG reeders. My name iz Ruby and my momi is Mel. She is the best momi ever and Im here to dufend her reputashun from the following rumerz.

1. Momi iz not responsible for Globul Warming. That wuz Al Goar. U wud no that if u watched the newz or red sumpin other than dirty blogz.

2. Momi did not kreeate 1-ply toilet paper. Her bottum iz extreemly delikate and therfor wud not be responsibul for sumpin so harsh.

3. Momi iz not so stoopid that she started the war in iRak. She iz a lurver not a fiter.

4. Momi can not help the awsumness of Twittr. It iz not hur fawlt u r a big twit. (Momi just told me u r not a twit but a twittrer. i stnd by my orijinul statmunt. twit.)

5. Momi iz definutly not responsibul for Vista. Hooevur started that rumer shud be shot.

Ther u hav it. My momi is a big bowl of awesum and u all shud be nice tu her.

15 Responses to “be nice to my momi”

1. Mel-O-Drama Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

   I definitely can’t be blamed for this… Ruby has a mind of her own, you know.

2. dayna Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

   Let’s not forget the creation of such phrases as “awesome sauce” for which Mel is, entirely, responsible.

   Once again, a b*tch has stepped in to save the TNG from being boring and predictable. Welcome to the pack, Ruby.

3. Ruby Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

   My momi sayz that Gwenny iz responsibul 4 awsumsauce.

4. Sierra Wolfe Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

   Awwww. Ruby is too cute. I love it.

5. dayna Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

   well, Gwenny IS awesome sauce…

   but Mel rhymed it.

6. Elen Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

   You’re right. I did want to come over here and check-out Ruby’s post. I can see Ruby is hooked on phonics, or maybe LOLspeak. Would she like to come and guest blog for me? I’m into phonics and LOLspeak. Momi could lounge in the Green Room. I’m sure we could come up with a nice cold one, while you wait.

   Funny, Mel.

7. Jennifer McKenzie Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

   *pats Ruby on the head*
   It’s okay. We all know the pack mentality. She MADE you say that. Good doggie.
   quit growling at me!
   And Dayna, I gave Gwen a big hug for you.
   And she is awesome sauce.

8. Dana Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

   Priceless.

9. Kristen Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

   Ruby frightens me. But then, I’m a cat person.

10. Chrissy Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    K… peed a bit there just now.

11. hello haha narf Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    what a cute little bitch!

12. Ruby Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    I takx after my momi.

13. Gizzard Says:
    July 31st, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    bark bark bark

    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

14. Eva Gale Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 9:11 am

    lolol…

15. Lyric James Says:
    August 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 am

    Kewl!