First of all, I’m late, and I’m sorry. Seriously. Bad Mel, needs a spanking. I’m bending over right now for whoever wants to line up and give me licks. (I like it when they sting a little, just so you know…)
Yes, I forgot I was guest blogging today. I have the email that Crystal sent me but for some reason, I didn’t manage to post it on my calendar. I think I’ll just blame the booze and move on.
**Takes another gulp sip of wine**
You know what? I’m not moving on. I can’t believe those Damn Going to Conference Girls Novelty Girls think they can boss us, giving us a theme to write about and ’scheduling’ our posts just cuz we’re here and they’re there. At conference. Being all slutty writer-like and drunk networking. Whatever.
They ain’t here.
This is the Mel Show, bitches.
I’ll write what I wanna write. And I’ll be late if I wanna be late. So there.
Dayna and I have something special planned for Friday…so be afraid ready. Be very afraid ready.
July 28th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
The line for the spankings start over there. Behind the cute freckle-faced red head…
July 28th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
erm. wtf is my hubby doing at the start of the line?!
Or are there two cute freckle-faced redheads here…*fanning self*…that might be a whole other post…
July 28th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
So are there different lines for giving and receiving?
July 28th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Meo gives good spank. I have it on the highest authority.
July 28th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Oh Oh! A spanking a spanking!!!! I love a good spanking. Getting one I mean.
LMAO Mel.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Hi Mel,
It seems that you sound a bit too eager for the spanking which means that we may to think of another form of punishment for you.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
i feel like i’m in a scene from python’s holy grail…