Archive for September, 2007

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She’s Got The Funk…..

Can you hear the beat?
I’m in a funk. I know it will pass, but I’m pushing uphill these days. Edits, critiques, self-imposed nutty deadlines–all of my own making–are piling up.
So, in an effort to spare you the details of my funkyass funk, here’s a quiz for you.

You Are a Little Anal Retentive

Okay, so [...]

In Between

I realized when I woke from finishing my last book that I needed to get up and do some chores around the house. Dust those out of reach places that people rarely get to. Organize things that kept piling up, do things I kept putting off. A year of focusing on word count and storyline [...]

Movie Smackdowns

This week is all about smack downs between characters in famous movies.
Yo, Cinderella!

I’m sorry, this one was just too funny to pass up.

Indy! Look out, Lara’s about to go spiderwoman on ya!

Mr. Miyagi could so take his ass.

I’m thinking the Cookie Monster is about to get a beat down. The Gingerbread Man has alotta rage, [...]

Ménage: Is It Or Isn’t It?

This is my first time guest-blogging anywhere, and my first time blogging in WordPress.  So far it’s been an adventure, one mostly of my own making.
I was scouring Google last night, trying to come up with a fabulous, funny topic, and came up with bupkus.  Well, as far as funny, anyway.  I found lots of shocking porn sites, [...]

This, That, The Other…Whatever…

I’m worn out. And I haven’t written a darn word in three weeks.
Work has been exhausting…but fun. Between getting my library back in order, kids coming in, a screwed up block schedule, our ACSIP plan (don’t ask), PTA, and meetings…I’m an exhausted woman when I get home. Then I have to face kid homework, making [...]

Dang. Is it Thursday already?

And here I am with nothing to post. This is becoming a bad habit lol. How ’bout the weirdness of writing a holiday story out of season? I’m trying to finish up a Christmas story and the deadline is staring me in the face. But it’s September in lower Bama, which means it’s hot as [...]

And To Continue The Birthday Weirdness…..

Over at Romance Divas there is a thread going about Virgos. That right. Virgos. So uptight, if you put coal up their butts, they’ll poop out diamonds.
Or so I’m told.
Once, in a fit of insanity, I had my astrological chart done. Somehow I thought I would know “me” better at the [...]

Happy Birthday Jen! X-rated wishes…

Happy Birthday to one of our own!
May you have lots of this {I covered the naughty bits for people who have innocent eyes like me LOL-use your imagination}

May you not have to deal with too many of these
May you always be spoiled with a little of this
And may this year be filled with…happy surprises [...]

Fruits of Our Labor

Labor Day is a holiday for the working man. So, let’s hear it for the (hot, sexy, preferably naked) working man!
The farmer. Sustainable farming never got me so hot and bothered.

The construction worker. He can whistle at me as I walk by anytime.

The plumber. Turn around so I can see that classic plumber butt.

The rancher. [...]

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