Over at Romance Divas there is a thread going about Virgos. That right. Virgos. So uptight, if you put coal up their butts, they’ll poop out diamonds.
Or so I’m told.
Once, in a fit of insanity, I had my astrological chart done. Somehow I thought I would know “me” better at the end of it. Um, well, it was kind of weird.
It says things like “You tend to be very shy and not very self-assertive”. WHAT?
Or how about “You are supercritical about how you appear to others.” Um WTF?
“Extremely careful and cautious by nature, you value neatness and order above all else.” LMAO.
Tears are now forming in my eyes, but it’s not from self discovery. “You appreciate emotional self-control–you practice it yourself and you look for it in others.” Muhawhawhawhaw. I just proved THAT wrong. LOL.
“You enjoy carrying out responsibilities.” LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
Okay. Now that I’ve laughed myself silly, you can go and see if you fit YOUR chart. Check it out, but I warn you that it asks you what time you were born. Being a Virgo, of course, I knew where my birth certificate was immediately. LOL.
Enjoy and don’t forget to share the results.








September 5th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Jen, we’ve heard the truth… not only can your ass change coal to diamond, you have so much talent you would produce a fully polish, high quality cut diamond
September 5th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Oh WW, I think that’s the nicest thing anyone’s EVER said to me! *sob*
September 6th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Quite brilliant at initiating new projects, you are terrible at following them through to completion.
They said this about me and I had to laugh. I’ve completed 4 novels with no contract in sight. Ha. How’s that for apples?
September 7th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Uh, I mean, that was dead on…
You wanna wear my crown for a while?