Switched Idioms

By Crystal Jordan | August 13, 2007
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So today is all about changing one letter in a famous saying…and seeing where that crazy thought leads you.

Where the rubber meets the toad.

Whatever floats your goat.

A pig fish is a small pond.

A stitch in lime.

Pull the slug.

9 Responses to “Switched Idioms”

  1. Feisty Says:
    August 13th, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Thanks. These are just awesome and so my type humor. Awesome.

  2. R.G. Alexander Says:
    August 13th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    LMAO! Where the rubber meets the toad. Okay, where do you find this stuff?!

  3. Crystal Jordan Says:
    August 13th, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    I love this craziness. And I never reveal my sources. Never.

  4. Shari Straight Says:
    August 13th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Hilarious!

  5. Lyric James Says:
    August 13th, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    You are a sick sick woman!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

  6. T. Sue VerSteeg Says:
    August 14th, 2007 at 12:53 am

    Crystal, Crystal, Crystal…you are my kind of crazy. :)

  7. Crystal Jordan Says:
    August 14th, 2007 at 9:20 am

    Shari: Thanks! :)
    Lyric: You know you like it.

    Sue: That’s what I like to hear, baby!

  8. Ericka Scott Says:
    August 14th, 2007 at 10:54 am

    I love where the rubber meets the toad!

    Gives a whole new meaning to The Frog Prince fairytale!!!

  9. Dana Belfry Says:
    August 15th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    You know, I was always raised to believe that it’s not polite to talk about other people’s goats. It’s particularly impolite to talk about other people’s goats floating. Someone needs to teach you some manners, missy!