Horny Haiku Monday is taking a hiatus for the foreseeable future. Why? Because I’m bored with it. When I get unbored, it might come back. Then again…maybe not. It’s my blog day and I’ll post what I want to (you would post too if it happened to yoooooou).

Anyhoo, today I decided to tickle your funny bone with some really callous and disgusting de-motivational posters. Because motivation is easy and inspiring, while de-motivation is just funny.

So maybe find someone who’s life handed them vodka and have a party?

I hate snails, bugs, and all slimy/crawly things. This dude deserves what’s coming to him.

Yeah!

How I feel about work today.

12 Responses to “De-motivation”

1. Jennifer McKenzie Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

   Where do you FIND this stuff? And that first one is SO true. When they first had those t-shirts out, I remember I said something very similar. To my very optimistic, rose colored glasses mother.
   She stared at me and said “I wonder where you get that sarcastic streak?”
   I’ve had it ever since.

2. Crystal Jordan Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

   Sarcasm is a very dear friend. Your mom shouldn’t knock it until she’s tried it

3. Loribelle Hunt Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

   Omg. So wrong and yet so right lol.

4. Lia Morgan Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

   Oh, those are too funny.

5. Crystal Jordan Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

   Aren’t they hilarious? I loved them! Had to share.

6. Dayna Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

   Does it surprise anyone that my fave is the crow on the playground?

   Yeah, I write because therapy is too expensive. Whatever.

7. Crystal Jordan Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 3:59 pm

   No comment.

8. Lyric James Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 5:36 pm

   Yes!!! WHERE do you find this stuff? LOL Hilarious!!! I don’t like slimy creepy crawlies either. Ugh!

9. Crystal Jordan Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

   And is it just me or does that glass of “lemon juice” look remarkably like a urine sample? Just sayin’

10. R.G. Alexander Says:
    July 30th, 2007 at 7:23 pm

    That has a kind of poetry to it. A little dark and twisted-but poetic.
    Oddly-it cheered me up-thanks

11. Lyric James Says:
    August 3rd, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Ugh Crystal….don’t put that image in my mind. I lurve lemonade.

12. Antonia Pearce Says:
    August 5th, 2007 at 9:13 am

    I love these. So dark, so jaded. Just perfect for my frame of mind. LOL

    Yes, the lemon juice does look like a urine sample.

    Have to admit, my fave is the “Fame” poster. So true.