Like half the globe, I got my Harry Potter in the mail on Saturday. Yay! I have tomorrow off and I’m going to marathon read the whole thing. Woot!
On with the pervy!
I’m sure this is a tactic that works so well. And yet, I think most of us have/had a boss we wouldn’t mind trying it on. Provided we had the proper plumping for it…which I don’t.
Yank myself at work.
Thick cream for boss’ coffee.
Give me a raise jerk.
Yeah. Right.
meet my super cock
leaps hoes in a single bound
cums like a cannon
I cracked up at this one. Can you say “wardrobe malfunction?”
A bright, sudden flash,
Sunbeam on a winter day:
Janet Jackson’s breast.
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:26 am
I’ve got Harry too-Sadly-I promised Cookie I’d wait until Thursday-his day off-and have a marathon read aloud together. Its sitting on my desk and I am soooooo tempted.
PS-ewww on the cream in the coffee lol-but I love-as always-your Horny Haiku Mondays
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:39 am
Yeah, it grossed me out and made me really glad I don’t drink coffee.
July 23rd, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I’m sooooooo glad I don’t drink coffee.
I have to wait 3 whole weeks to read Harry Potter — it went with my daughter when she went to visit her bio-dad. Sniffle!
July 23rd, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I swear, this is fast becoming my favorite part of Monday!
Love these!
July 23rd, 2007 at 12:38 pm
You are a dirty girl. Me likey.
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Ericka: That sucks about HP!
Sam: Thanks!
Shelli: Yes. Yes, I am. thanks for noticing.
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Oh man, we know whose coffee would be getting the cream in MY job don’t we?
I’m going to have to tell the Redneck.
Nah, he’d probably like it. The perv.
July 23rd, 2007 at 11:57 pm
I too love your horny Haiku Monday. It is ALWAYS sooooo twisted. Like you. LOL
I marathoned H.P. all day last Saturday and finished. It was awesome!!!
July 24th, 2007 at 11:54 am
I freaking love your horny haikus!