Hanging out at Eden Bradley’s house in LA today and she got all excited about the horny haiku and wants one of her very own. Check it (I had no say in the making of this blatant slander of my pristine character).
Dildos, floggers, lube,
shopping at The Pleasure Chest
smile on Crystal’s face
Here’s the ones I stole from outside sources. Shout out to our pain-lurvin’ readers!
wicked dirty girl
never happy with today
wanting it to hurt
Well, at least he’s honest…
Tiny teensy it-
sy bitsy. Have you been talk-
ing to my girlfriend?
It’s amazing how often this happens to me…
Internet dating
fun for the whole family
oh no…transvestite!
Okay, now my go. Watch for wicked Eden as an influence here 
Not just for girls now
Strap-on in the name of love
Guys love anal, too
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:32 am
ROTFLMAO
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:39 am
We do what we can to amuse.
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:39 am
LOL! Very nice ladies
July 2nd, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Good ones!! Boy, this sure does make my Mondays!!
July 2nd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
You’re welcome!
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:38 pm
I feel like breaking into song.
“Do you take it in the aaaasssss? Do you take it in the aaaaasss?”
July 3rd, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Lmao!!
July 5th, 2007 at 11:45 am
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You and Eden should NOT hang around each other. LOL