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Welcome to the newest installment of Horny Haiku Monday. I’ll be your hostess with the mostest. Good to see ya this fine ass Monday morning. Okay, enough of me…on to the haiku!
Here’s mine for the week.
Novelty Girls Blog
Funny how we’re all pervy
Lyric writes menage
Now the ones I stole from other people.
For those in the crowd [...]
New Territory
OK…I have to admit it. I’m the “normal” one in the Novelty Girl’s bunch. (Close your mouth Crystal, a fly is going to end up in there if you don’t.) What I mean is, I write nice, sweet, okay yeah, it’s erotic romance, but I mean one boy, one girl sweet, erotic romance. I don’t [...]
You’ve lost that loving feeling…
I have a plethora of books on my shelves. (It’s gluttony as its finest, really) And I make my husband insane because I spend twenty minutes figuring out what I’m going to read.
It’s almost amusing, because one…er…two…bookshelves are entirely full of fantasy books, with a few sci-fi scattered throughout, almost like punctuation. He’ll point to [...]
Thirteen Songs
Thirteen Songs to Write the Nasty To
1. Closer, Nine in Nails
2. Darlin Nikki, Prince
3. She Rides, Danzig
4. Figured You Out, Nickleback
5. Give It Away, Chili Peppers
6. Dirty Sex, Limp Bizkit
7. Sex and Candy, Marcy Playground
8. Get Stoned, Hinder
9. Wicked Game, Chris Isaak
10. Let’s Get It On, Marvin Gaye
11. Crazy Bitch, Buckcherry
12. Follow You Home, Nickleback
13. [...]
Professional Appearance … On A Blog?
“Put your best foot forward.” It’s a cliché, but it’s true, and it’s important for any writer looking to promote themselves and their work to remember.Authors these days are “encouraged” (read: almost required) to keep a website and blog. It’d be stupid not to, when there are so many readers online. I have over 200 [...]
BBQ Extravaganza: Observations in Brisket
Sunday was my sister and her boyfriend’s first party event as a couple. He invited his friends, and she invited hers, to a BBQ in our backyard. They claim it was no big deal, that they wanted their friends to get to know each other because it was summer, and things like inner tubing weekends [...]
Horny Haiku
I stole this from Rhian, who stole it from Kate Willoughby. It was totally cool, and out of respect for it and Horny Haiku Monday, I had to come up with a haiku to commemorate the hot-awesome women in art throughout history. Rock on, twisted sisters! Rock on.
A lovely woman
Painted in a slow, hot blaze
Wet [...]
Cleaning House
Well — this weekend I was supposed to be cleaning house. Now, when I’m done, I really don’t have a “clean” house. . .it’s only cleaner than it was!
Sometimes I feel like that when I get my edits back. I turned in what I thought was a clean document. . . and then it gets cleaner [...]
Something New, Something Kinky, Something Written
OK…blame Dayna and Crystal for that. Their smutty Haiku and beverage poetry have gotten to me. I was trying to be clever…not sure it worked, I just ran out at the end. You can also blame the month of June - the most marrying month in the world. Somewhere right now, someone is saying “I [...]
Ode to Coffee
Official word came down yesterday: I’ll be your hostess with the mostest while the rest of The Girls are doing their Thang at conference. Mayhem will be the rule of the day. mark your calendars, folks. I’ve got plans
On to today’s post:
I can’t do haikus, but I can write “pomes” (misspelt intentionally…these don’t count [...]
