By Loribelle Hunt | June 28, 2007
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| Thirteen Pick Up Lines To Avoid
1. Hi. You’ll do.
2. I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s x-rated.
3. I had sex with someone last night. Was it you?
4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
5. Do you a have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants.
6. Do you have Irish in you? Want some?
7. Are you busy tonight at 3 a.m.?
8. I’m ugly. You’re beautiful. Let’s make average children.
9. Do you have condoms at your house or should I pull out?
And for the rednecks
10. Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
11. You aren’t the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a lightswitch away.
12. Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.
13. My love for you is like diarhea. I can’t hold it in.
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June 28th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
ROFL–Aaaaaaaah, yes…the bad pick-up line. I’ve heard a few myself…one in particular was, “What’s your name?” And when I told him, he said, “Wow, that’s funny. I’m majoring in Rhonda 101 at school right now.”
*headdesk*
June 28th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
My personal fave is: Are you Mormon?
Had no idea how to respond that one other than uuuuh, no.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Lmao Rhonda! That one’s pretty bad.
Crys, I wouldn’t have had a clue how to deal with that one either.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I hate to say it, but I’m pretty sure that Irish one would work on me. Mm, red haired hot accented bad boys. Yes please!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
LOL! Those are too funny!
*hugs*
Paige
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June 28th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Oy…and I thank God every day for my dh running interference with the guy who wanted to give me a ticket ‘cuz I drove him crazy!
June 28th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Oh I cant breathe roflmao!! Those are the best worst lines ever! My stomach actually hurts I laughed so hard.
June 28th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
LOL!! I love a good chuckle.
They were GREAT!!
June 28th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
LOL!!!! I love these! My favorite?
The one that leaned forward one night and gave me a whiff of beer soaked breath before saying “Whatsyername?”
My reply? “Married”
June 28th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I so, so love #1! Made me spew my iced tea.
Jennifer — I’m going to have to remember that “married” line the next time I’m at a bar and experience a pickup.
June 28th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Lmao. Y’all have some great additions.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
These are just oh, so, sad. .. and just oh, so, funny! ROFL