So, a friend of mine took me out to dinner the other day to celebrate my recent sale to Samhain Publishing (I say again: woot!) and I had the most delish dessert on the planet. I’d like to dedicate my haiku this week to that yummy goodness.
Sweet, tart berry pie
Hot orgasm in my mouth
Give me another
And on to the stuff I stole from other people.
may I call you Sir?
tie me up, tie me down, please
I won’t say Daddy
This guy has an overinflated view of his package, don’t you think?
Sucks diligently
Sudden shock from surprise smack
The white dragon roars
Okay, this is just funny.
What to eat for lunch?
Bend over bitch, I’ll show you
Lightly tossed salad
June 25th, 2007 at 11:14 am
the white dragon?
*sigh* I’ll never look at dragons the same way again…
of course, after that photo of that tattoo superhubby sent me…*shudder*
*sniffle* Dirty people turned me off dragons *sob*
June 25th, 2007 at 11:18 am
I like dragons. But that photo from your hubsters was…um…special.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:19 am
I’d leave the link and share the weirdness with our readers, but I didn’t save it…it skeered me.
June 25th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Only lightly tossed? What’s the point?
June 25th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Some people don’t like it rough, ass slut.
June 25th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Lmao. Too funny as usual.
Oh I think I have that link lol. Is this it?
June 25th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
You are sooo talented Crystal. I couldn’t rhyme or haiku if I had to (that sort of rhymes, though, huh?)
June 25th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
The dessert haiku makes me want a taste of my own. And I love the ‘tie me up, tie me down’ one!
June 26th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Oh Lori my eyes!!!!! They burn!!!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
June 26th, 2007 at 10:29 am
Thanks, Julia! I came up with that one while eating the dessert. I was inspired.
June 26th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I showed Cookie that dragon. He turned a little green. LOL