We interupt your regularly scheduled Thursday Thirteen for a Loribelle Panic Attack!
So our TNG regulars have heard that we’re handing over the blog to Dayna and Nonny and Jen while we go to Dallas in July. Dayna asked if I’d let my oldest hellion, um child, write my blog that week and I asked Emma Rose today if she wanted to give it a try. She was totally game, which should have been my first clue. She’s a snarky, sarcastic, Southern Belle in training. Need I say more? Anyway, this is what she handed me tonight and now I’m thinking, Dallas. Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Let’s see. What’s going on in the Hunt household? Well, Mom’s going to Dallas and the kids are gonna go wild! I’m talking slimed bathroom, pumped up party, muddy wall, wild kids. But that’s not all. If you look in now you’ll see a tied up Daddy, a roasting Bubba, and a $1000 electric bill. And don’t call yet ‘cause the line will busy all week long! There will be a war in the living room, pigs in residence, fire in the bedrooms, and Hannah Montana songs loud and clear. Kidtopia opens July 9. Till then it is the usual chaos, minus the roasting Bubba and fires and pigs. Ok, it isn’t exactly chaos yet, but wait until July 9! Trust me, y’all will hear it in NYC! That’s all. And remember till the 9th shhhhhh!
June 21st, 2007 at 8:48 am
That is a classic
Maybe you need to hire a few armed guards to watch over the house while you’re gone.
Or - I could send my Mother In Law!
June 21st, 2007 at 9:03 am
That is hysterical! I wouldn’t be worried at all. Look at this way. She has the entire week planned, the household considered and entertainment planned. She’s well on her way to being completely independant, if not trustworthy. LOL
June 21st, 2007 at 11:09 am
Oh, she’s awesome. If this kid ever gets her own blog, I’m subscribing!
June 21st, 2007 at 11:21 am
Ember: That’s probably a good idea. I mean, Army Guy will be here, but they obviously have plans for him lol.
Diana: I like to tease her, but she is a good kid. Maybe a little too independent lol.
Jennah: Give her a few years (or less!) and I’m sure she’ll have one lol!
June 21st, 2007 at 11:31 am
LOL…I so feel for you. Thankfully mine are that age yet…but it’s coming. I can feel it in my bones and I’m skeered. Those snarky southern belles can be terrifying. I have 2 in the making and I’m sure the newest edition will be no different.
June 21st, 2007 at 12:26 pm
At least she has a solid plan for when you’re gone.
Its good to be goal oriented
June 21st, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Shonna: It’s genetic. Don’t fight it or you’ll make it worse lol!
RG: I’m not so sure her goals and mine mesh lol. Her father is in for a rude awakening, that’s for sure lol!
June 21st, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Uh-oh. See? This is why I never bred.
June 21st, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Absolutely hilarious!!! A Loribelle Jr. in the flesh. I love it!!!
June 21st, 2007 at 7:02 pm
And the world should be very, very afraid.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Lyric: Yeah, pretty much.
Crystal: That was my whole point in posting…to skeer the world.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:23 pm
I think I love her.
*makes note to call while Lori’s at conference and blog some of my conversations with Emma*
June 21st, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Lmao. Don’t worry Dayna. She says she’s doing a TT for while I’m gone. I’m sure that will be plenty of entertainment!
June 21st, 2007 at 11:02 pm
This is soooo why I’m not going to Nationals this year. I have a 13 yo who just discovered BOYS. ARGH!!!
June 22nd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Be careful or Lori’s hellions will recruit her, Ericka.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
So freaking cute. HI EMMA ROSE!! Hope you’re behaving for your mommy