Welcome to the newest installment of Horny Haiku Monday. I’ll be your hostess with the mostest. Good to see ya this fine ass Monday morning. Okay, enough of me…on to the haiku!
Here’s mine for the week.
Novelty Girls Blog
Funny how we’re all pervy
Lyric writes menage
Now the ones I stole from other people.
For those in the crowd with a love for toys. Enjoy, my friends. Enjoy!
Dildos and butt plugs
A sexual smorgasbord
of perverse delights.
A little more philosophical sex toy luvin’.
masturbating now
loves me, loves me not, loves me
plastic loving joy
This one is soooo true. Brain TiVo would rock.
Had the dream again
Naked cowboy tea party
My brain needs Tivo
June 18th, 2007 at 10:24 am
The Horny Haiku Goddess strikes again
I love it!
June 18th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Oh, yeah. My brain needs TiVo too. Absolutely.
Plastic loving joy! LOL.
Um, Lyric, you outed yourself. You’re a perv too!!!!
June 18th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Exactly! Don’t think you can hide, Lyric. Mwah ha ha ha!
June 18th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Congrats Crystal for another bunch of hilarious horny haiku! Love the brain Tivo. . . naked cowboys. . . sigh. . .
June 18th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
You girls are pervy and I love you all.
June 18th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
*g* we love you, too, Feisty…where do you think we learned it all from? *bats lashes*
June 18th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Yes…it’s all Feisty’s fault. Totally.
June 18th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Crystal…I love you honey, really..but you need some serioues help!
June 18th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
You say “crazy” like it’s a bad thing.
June 19th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Damn…I forgot who I was talking to. Crystal “Crazy” Jordan…that’s your middle name.