I stole this from Rhian, who stole it from Kate Willoughby. It was totally cool, and out of respect for it and Horny Haiku Monday, I had to come up with a haiku to commemorate the hot-awesome women in art throughout history. Rock on, twisted sisters! Rock on.
A lovely woman
Painted in a slow, hot blaze
Wet dreams come to life
And on to the really pervy, dirty haiku that I steal from other people.
PC full of porn
Maybe I should get a life?
Nah, probably won’t.
A shout out to our BDSM readers. Enjoy!
black and blue I am
crying sobbing all the while
I love being bad
As the resident fat girl here, I have to say…soooo wrong. And I cracked up anyway. Obviously this guy has security issues and probably a small penis. 
Fucking a fat girl
Is like riding a Moped
Fun ’till your friends see
June 11th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
That was so COOOOOOOL!!!!!
And those haikus were just WRONG.
You’re a sick sick woman.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I think the only time I have seen a face change more than in that video is Michael Jackson’s life story.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Omg, those were hilarious as always. The guy definitly has a small penis. His haiku would be:
fucking small penis
never ever fun or good
no matter who sees
hugs, Anna J. Evans :).
June 11th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Jen: What? No dirty Limerick this week?
Widower: *snort*
Anna: Yeah! You tell him! Bwah ha ha ha!
June 11th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I LOVE that video!
And the haikus
oh my! lol
June 11th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Isn’t it a lovely video? I had to give it a special commemoration.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Awesome haikus as usual.
June 11th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Very cool video.
The haikus, um, crazy as usual. That last one was just NOT right lol.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
If you insist Crystal.
There once was a young girl who dated
A Peruvian Boy related
To somebody rich
Now he is her bitch
And the rich Donkey Boy is mated
June 11th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
*psssst* Hey Lori, if I’m ever murdered, you’ll know Crystal did it.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Whatever, she’d help me hold you down and kill you dead for that one. Butthead.
June 11th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Nah uh. She’d feel totally guilty. You’ll have to do it yourself.
It’s a great limerick and almost worth my impending death.
“Give me limericks or give me death!”
Wasn’t that it? Darn public school education.
June 11th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
OMG Crystal…you’re just as nutty as usual. That YouTube was cool though.
June 17th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Totally cool video!