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Yes, ladies, you’re all fair game. What? Didn’t you get Crystal’s memo?? 1. Friday: RG Until then I thought I could write to anything-but apparently the super kiddie stuff is not conducive to big, cursed, Viking nookie. 2. Friday: Ericka Now, what kiddie show has me drooling? THE WIGGLES! Oh, my. . .fanning myself. My muse has a field day with all of them, and their accents! 3. Friday: Writers Widow Aladdin - I can open your thighs, take you wonder by wonder, over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride… So enough of Friday. Moving right along… 4. Saturday: Crystal Oooooh, LL Cool J. He makes me all hot and bothered. Mmmm-hmmm. 5. Sunday: Crystal again. Why am I not surprised? 6. Monday: Crystal Google is the devil’s tool…and my playground. 7. Monday: Jennifer 8. Monday: Crystal My smut is not runny! It’s solid, upstanding, and hard. 9. Monday: Jennifer You must be thinking of someone else, honey. I never leave ‘em dry. I use lube. Otherwise, it’s just WRONG. 10. Tuesday: Dayna Yeah, I’d totally hold you down for Crys to beat the boy-band-ness out of you. 11. Tuesday: Jennifer Believe me, R.G., I’m glad you’ve shown up on Crystal’s radar. I used to be her whipping girl. 12. Tuesday: RG I always wanted to be appreciated for my whip-able characteristics. 13. Wednesday: Lyric And for future reference - you’re the official bitchslapper. Links to other Thursday Thirteens! |
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May 31st, 2007 at 6:52 am
YOWZA! Love the Viking nookie and OMG, LL Cool J in “Deliver Us From Eva” wearing nothing but those tight boxers. Yum, yum, yum!
May 31st, 2007 at 7:23 am
LOL No secrets are safe.
May 31st, 2007 at 7:31 am
Gina: Oh, I hear ya girl. That man is hawt!
NJ: Um, no, nothing is safe (or sacred) around here lol!
May 31st, 2007 at 8:11 am
We are SO amusing, no?
Hubby was impressed to find himself on the list, too. Me…notsomuch, as it means another three days of listening to him sing the bastardized lyrics to “Under the Sea”… 
And NJ, if you think the blog is bad…you should see us in chats
May 31st, 2007 at 8:21 am
Lol Dayna, I thought he might get a kick out of that.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:32 am
HA! Loved the poem!
May 31st, 2007 at 8:34 am
LOL @ #8
May 31st, 2007 at 8:45 am
I’m with Crystal. I like my smut hard!
May 31st, 2007 at 8:52 am
LA, Crystal likes EVERYTHING hard.
You know, Lori, when you take it out of context, it’s even funnier than the first time. LOL.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:55 am
ROFL–you guys are NUTS!!!
May 31st, 2007 at 8:56 am
LOL. You guys crack me up. I obviously need to add you guys to my blog roll!
May 31st, 2007 at 9:00 am
LA: What Jen said lol…
Jen: I thought it was hilarious. Wasn’t sure how y’all would take it lol.
Rhonda: Surely you already knew that.
May 31st, 2007 at 9:06 am
I dont see you Lori. Are you trying to pull that innocent act again? LOL
It is funnier out of context
May 31st, 2007 at 9:24 am
RG: What are you talking about? I am completely innocent.
May 31st, 2007 at 9:33 am
Very funny. Nothing is safe?
May 31st, 2007 at 11:08 am
OMG this was funny!
Your new blog looks great btw Loribelle!
May 31st, 2007 at 11:45 am
LOL! I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who tosses out the things her friends say for amusement and general mayhem.
May 31st, 2007 at 11:48 am
OMG! That’s awesome!
May 31st, 2007 at 11:52 am
Too funny, girls!
*hugs*
Paige
May 31st, 2007 at 11:57 am
Um the Wiggles? Ack
that’s just wrong.
May 31st, 2007 at 11:59 am
Right. Lori innocent. LOL. I should do a whole post on the whole Southern Girl Hidden Dirtiness. Start batting your eyelashes, Lori. It might work.
Well, not with us, but we KNOW you.
May 31st, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Wow. I didn’t get quoted.
… does this make me the most normal of the bunch?
May 31st, 2007 at 1:39 pm
They may get you but I love this- thanks for sharing!
May 31st, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Lori - you were soooooo not supposed to let people in on our wackiness. But I see you CONVENIENTLY left yourself out of the comments. Hmmmmm…sounds kinda fishy to me.
Gina - Just imagine seeing all that fineness in person. There are NO words.
N.J. and Sara - Safe? Around these women. Not hardly. Everything you SAY or DO will eventially come back to haunt you.
Jennnifer, Tempest, Rhonda, Fiesty, Elle, Samantha, Paige and Kissa - Thanks! We do try.
L.A. - When you compare yourself to Crystal - I begin to question your sanity.
Lauren - Who are your friends so I can warn them?
Michelle - I agree. Their sickness just knows no ends.
Nonny - Believe me, your time is coming. You just wait.
May 31st, 2007 at 3:22 pm
*snork* And Crystal’s comments show up how many times?
May 31st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Samantha: Thanks!
Lauren: Lol, good to know I’m not the only one.
Jen: *madly batting eyelashes in your direction*
Nonny: Um. NO!
Lyric: Of course I did. Like I’m calling myself out? I don’t think so.
Eden: She does show up a lot huh? Not my fault. I looked for funny stuff and there it was.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Hilarious! And just for the record, I’m not the Jennifer in question. LOL.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Oh, but Jennifer you ARE the Jennifer in question. But what exactly IS the question?
And Nonny, I think you were the voice of reason in some of that massive comment chaos.
Let’s face it. This is Crystal’s fault.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Oh, yeah. . .sniffle, now everyone knows exactly why I make my boys sit through the Wiggles when they really want to watch SpongeBob! I “say” it’s because it’s educational. . . now the world knows I think Greg is hawt. . .hey! He’s better looking and sounds sexier than that Blues Clues guy!
May 31st, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Amen Erika!!! Now, Steve on the OLD Blues Clues was VERY nice. Kind of wrong to have those thought while your kids are watching too.
May 31st, 2007 at 6:27 pm
>>Google is the devil’s tool…
What are YOU using it for?? Sheesh, I just look stuff up, LOL.
May 31st, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Okay, no clue. I think you were speaking English???? Guess you had to be there at the time.