Oh you know what I mean. Those songs in the background that ruin the mood.
Yep, you know. I know you do. Here they are.
10. The Sesame Street Song
It’s a little too happy for the kind of sex I like to write. {Sunny Day, sweeping the clouds away…..}
9. Blues Clues
Seriously, who finds “Joe” (and I mean Donovan) sexy? Complete with the unibrow, he’s kind of a dork. Even more than Steve was but Steve can be hot. He’s rock musician now.
8. Dora The Explorer
The We Did It song at the end. Um, no.
7. The Boobaa Theme song
Anything repeating the word “boob” followed by a sigh just isn’t a turn on.
6. The Spongebob Theme Song.
I don’t want to be thinking about a sponge in anybody pants. Just sayin.
5. The Go Diego Go Theme Song
It sounds dirty, but in a really bad dress-like-a-school-girl way. Ewwwwwww
4. Thomas The Tank Engine
Maybe it’s the total repetition in my house that totally makes me cringe here. And it’s not long enough. It’s never long enough.
3. Thomas The Tank Engine Specialty Songs
For those of you not familiar with this WONDERFUL show, it always has a little song at the end for your enjoyment sung by a choir of seven year olds. It’s a little unnerving. “Accidents Happen” is not a song you want in the background while you’re writing the nasty.
2. Clifford’s Puppy Days.
a. Sung by a former American Idol contestant (notice–not winner)
b. Those weird Caribbean drums. Not sexy really. Could be, but not with a little red dog.
c. I don’t to be hearing music about small stuff when I’m working on something “big”. {_He might be little. He might get stuck in the middle…….}
1. Kid Bopp CD’s
Okay, this isn’t a theme song, but it throws me off when I hear the ads. There’s just something weird about eight year old’s singing “I Like Big Butts”
I will have you know that Dayna composed this over the phone and told me what to write. She did. I swear. Okay, I did add some stuff. Don’t kill me Lori.
Any theme songs that throw your mood off?
May 25th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
One word:
BARNEY.
May 25th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I got a taste of this yesterday when the daughter of my sister’s bi-monthly cleaning lady came over and blasted the Disney channel all day long. Until then I thought I could write to anything-but apparently the super kiddie stuff is not conducive to big, cursed, Viking nookie. LOL
However, because of who I’m married to-I’ve learned to consider Star Trek theme songs erotic,and The Comedy Channel tantamount to The Red Shoe Diaries. Well, I’ve gotten used to them anyway.
May 25th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
The Backyardigans. . .big fat whiney animals who sing, sing, sing. . .
And who doesn’t find the Doodlebops just a little creepy?
Now, what kiddie show has me drooling? THE WIGGLES! Oh, my. . .fanning myself. My muse has a field day with all of them, and their accents!
May 25th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
How about:
Aladdin - I can open your thighs, take you wonder by wonder, over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride…
Little Mermaid - underneath me, underneath me, lifes always better down when its wetter, underneath me…
May 25th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
OMG I can’t believe you just did that to my favorite Disney! I’m traumatized. LMAO
May 25th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
OMG! I forgot about the Wiggles!
“Fruit salad. Yummy Yummy….”
And I’m totally with you Nonny. Barney=mood killer.
I also forgot “The Wonderpets”
“What’s gonna work-teamwork….”
*shudders*
WW, you are BAD!!!! Bad, bad, bad.
You’ve traumatized R.G.
*Pats R.G’s back* It’s okay, R.G. I’m sure that The Little Mermaid and Aladdin have NO hidden sexual messages.
May 25th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Lmao! All those are definitely mood killers.
Jen, I’ll let you live this time.
May 25th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
No! Its too late. My innocence is shattered! Nothing could make me feel better. *sniff*
Unless WW wears that French Maid costume Jens always talking about. *sniff*
May 25th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
This shit is Not Right. And I have yet another reason to NOT have offspring.
May 26th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Ah gee sorry RG
Just to make you happy and to make sure that you all have the right mental image of me in my french maid outfit….
See photo here!
Happy now?!
May 26th, 2007 at 8:35 am
ROFLMAO!!!
Judges?
I think we can accept that…for now
May 26th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Dang it, WW, I wish I’d saved that OTHER picture you sent me of the big, burly guy in the French Maid outfit.
Are you SURE that wasn’t you?
And R.G.? We reserve our decision. WW desecrated an institution in the form of Disney.
I don’t think I’ll be able to watch Aladdin ever again.
My poor children.
May 26th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Jen, you mean this one? I figured I would at least try getting away with the airbrushed photo to make me look, ummm, whatever.
May 26th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Widower…I didn’t know you’d gotten implants!
May 26th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Admit it Crystal… you wanna suckle my ManBoobs! all 40DD of them.
May 26th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
You wish. Beg and I might talk Dayna into suckling them for you, but you one fug bitch, so I doubt it.
May 26th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Please. No man boobs. Unless you have a nice bra to put to put them in. That might be nice.
May 27th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
ROFLMAO - at those pictures. And yes, you have sooooo destroyed by Disney and Nickelodean image!