So, yesterday, I spent all day at Ebook Love and we were CRAZY!!!!!!!
What with Crystal’s diiiirrrrrrttttyyyy comments and RG’s fabulous excerpts from “Lifting The Veil” (releasing from Ellora’s Cave) we kept the group hot and steamy. Lori denied her true self, and Nonny tried to stay out of it, but now she’s being nibbled by Dayna. I was the epitome of professionalism (*snirk*) in a French Maid uniform while Crystal lassoed me with the Golden Lasso of truth (but it didn’t work). RG was initiated and lost her group chat viginity. I wish we could say we were gentle, but we weren’t. She got ridden hard and put away wet. Poor RG. Lyric escaped half way through to go see “Shrek the Third”, but she did come back to let us know the movie didn’t suck. Which is very important. Her excerpts were awesome and Dayna acquired some sqeeing fan girls in addition to me. I’m little bent because THEY got t-shirts and I didn’t.
Poor me.
So there you have it. Six hundred messages and we still have people reading to catch up. Don’t forget to join The Novelty Girls Yahoo Group and Crystal will draw a winner from the new members and announce it tomorrow. You get one pdf book from any of The Novelty Girl’s backlist.
Go and check us out. Enjoy the chaos that we bring to all.
The Novelty Girls will be at Joyfully Reviewed on June 2 so come and play and win stuff too. I’m sure we will continue the insanity.
May 20th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I’m still a little sore *wink*, but I have that afterglow that hasnt gone away. I had a blast!
And everyone’s excerpts were just out of this world amazing!
May 20th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I had sooo much fun riding RG like a bad pony. Yeehaw.
May 20th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
I still claim complete and total innocence. Hey, in this crowd it’s my only defense lol.
May 20th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
As Lyric would say, that’s ri-damn-diculous.
May 20th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Shoot, Lori, even the READERS on Ebook Love weren’t buying your innocence. Maybe you should just give it up and be the strong, awesome bitch we know you are. Innocence in this group is overrated.
Right RG?
May 20th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Ummm….No comment due to the fact that it may incriminate me and invoke a punishment involving a) some form of whipping device b)Nerf bullets
May 20th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Mmmmm whipping device.
You like that and you know it R.G.
And where is exactly would those Nerf bullets go?
May 20th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
RG: OMFG @ NerfBullets. I was starting to think that entire conversation was a sinus-cold medication induced hallucination.
Behave, or I’ll tell our kind readers what bad things you do to good emails.
Lori: Anytime you need to nerd about a good book, gimmecall.
Jen: You forgot you tried the maid-uni on my poor husband, too.
Nonny: *nibble*
May 20th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I didn’t forget, Dayna. He turned me down. *pouts*.
I keep hoping he’ll show up in California and clean my house.
What are my chances.
I do bad things to good emails? Am I sober when I do it?
May 20th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Jen: Go have a look at my blog for where the nerf bullets go.
No, it ain’t kinky. Get your mind outta the gutter! As for getting called out by the readers. Geesh. A girl can’t win anymore can she?? 
Dayna: You know I will since we haven’t converted the rest of this group into GGK worshipers. Yet. Lol
May 20th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Oh…come on guys. Don’t you remember….it’s all Crystal’s fault. ROFLMAO!!!!
May 21st, 2007 at 12:07 am
Lyric: Shhh!
Lori: There’s somewhere besides the gutter for our minds to go? Is that like going into the light? I’m too young for that!
May 21st, 2007 at 8:15 am
Thank you so much for the reminder Lyric. I had almost forgotten that CRYSTAL is the one who always starts it.
And Lori, she’s also the one that corrupted my dirty mind so the whole Nerf bullets thing isn’t MY fault.
May 21st, 2007 at 9:31 am
Lori: I’m buying The Girls books for Christmas this year. One GGK and one Delint for every stocking. This ‘not knowing what I’m talking about’ thing has GOT to stop…at least so far as books go…the rest of it I’ll blame on being a canuck.
May 21st, 2007 at 10:05 am
If “starting it” means setting up the chat date, then I confess. What happens after the chat starts is not my fault. Put your big girl panties on and ‘fess up to your own bad behavior, you naughty girls!
May 21st, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Sounds like you had a ball!