I’m a word fanatic. I will spend hours repeating a word over and over. I have made lists of all the various meanings of simple words. I am constantly amazed at how anything can be made to sound racy with the right context and intonation.

And I’m out of blogging topics at the moment, so I’m combining both things and thought I’d borrow from a game I have.

It’s called Dirty Minds, and if you’ve never heard of it, the gist is that you’re given three clues that sound a whole lot worse than they are. The objects being described are all perfectly normal things, believe it or not, and the idea is that you guess what they are.

I’ll list, oh, five and everyone playing along will be entered in a drawing for … a prize to be determined at a later date. (Only seems fair to hold off on announcing what it is since I’m doing the contest off the cuff and the other Girls might want to donate).

Ready? Here we go:

1.I sometimes get licked.
Quick blows are my specialty.
I’m always ready to swing.

2. It takes me 3 minutes to get hard.
I come in a box with 11 others.
My own mother sits on me.

3. I can be a roll with your honey.
I can be a hot sausage.
I can be ripe juicy melons.

4. You’re stiff when you bite me.
Feathers help to get me off.
To get me off fast, you blow me.

5. In the Spring, I come in several colors.
I have to be hard for you to use me.
I get laid in the grass.

I repeat: These are all ordinary objects. If the clues look dirty, well, that’s not my fault.

I’ll draw a winner next week. You could win:
A free download of Silk Hauntings by Shelli Stevens

Good luck!

6 Responses to “Dirty-minded fun.”

1. Grammar Geek Says:
   February 21st, 2007 at 9:52 pm

   ok… #2 is an egg…but I’m totally stumped on the others.

2. Amie Stuart Says:
   February 21st, 2007 at 11:03 pm

   I’m guessing 1 is a baseball bat? LOL these are fun!

3. Loribelle Hunt Says:
   February 22nd, 2007 at 2:17 pm

   Wow. I’m stumped lol. And you know my mind where it wasn’t supposed to lol!

4. Dayna_Hart Says:
   February 23rd, 2007 at 6:49 pm

   hee. I’m sending this to superhubby to read…I can’t read it aloud with a straight face.

5. Jeanette J Says:
   February 24th, 2007 at 4:42 am

   1. a boxer?
   2. egg
   3. an appetizer?
   4. dust
   5. Easter eggs?

6. Crystal Jordan Says:
   February 26th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

   I just about wet myself laughing at these, Sara! Oh my gosh!